If it makes you happy then why the hell are you so sad?
Большой пикспам на тему Хаус/Кэмерон, потому что гладиолус!
House: Well, then, stop me.
Cameron: You’ve lost blood...
House: Physically, stop me.
Cameron: You could damage...
House: You can’t, because that would involve touching me and then things would get so sexually charged...
[Cameron physically stops him] I’m twice your size, get your hands off me.
*
*
“Read less, more tv.”
*
House: Mixing up some margaritas? Mines a double, Senorita. That’s Portuguese.
Cameron: Spanish.
House: Uh-oh. What’s going on?
Cameron: I’m re-calibrating the centrifuge.
House: Turn around. It’s a very sad thing, an un-calibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too.
Cameron: I'm not crying.
House: Ok.
Cameron: I told the husband he was a jerk.
House: Why?
Cameron: When I was in college, I... I fell in love, and I... got married. And...
House: At that age the chances of a marriage lasting...
Cameron: It lasted six months. Thyroid cancer metastasized to his brain. There was nothing they could do. I was 21, and... I watched my husband die.
House: I'm sorry... But that’s not the whole story. It’s a symptom, not your illness. Thyroid cancer would have been diagnosed at least a year before his death, you knew he was dying when you married him. Must have been when you first met him. And you married him anyway. You can't be that good a person and well adjusted.
Cameron: Why?
House: Because you wind up crying over centrifuges.
Cameron: Or hating people.
*
*
*
*
House: You have pretty hair.
*
“I saw the light on.”
*
House: I don’t want to interview anyone else.
Cameron: You’re interviewing? I thought you’d just have them send a headshot along with their CV.
House: Hah. That’s good. And why I need you around. To keep me in my place.
Cameron: I can’t come back, I told you that.
House: Wasn’t listening.
Cameron: Right.
House: You want me to listen to you more? I can do that.
Cameron: Right. I already accepted a position somewhere else.
House: With who?
Cameron: Yule, at Jefferson.
House: Unaccept it.
Cameron: Why?
House: Because Yule is boring. He’s pedantic and preachy. Because he’s short. Because I want you to come back.
Cameron: Not good enough.
House: Want more money? A car allowance, better parking space?
Cameron: Dinner. And not just a meal between two colleagues. A date.
House: You’ll come back to work if I go out on a date with you?
Cameron: Yes.
House: Okay, it’s a deal. [They shake on it.]
Cameron: See you tomorrow morning.
House: Don’t be late.
Cameron: I won’t.
*
Wilson: There’s gotta be something. She didn’t come back because she likes you. [pauses] Wait a minute! She did come back because she likes you.
Clinic Patient: [giggles] You dog! You slept with her.
House: Keep talking; I’ll finish your exam with a prostate check. [to Wilson] I’ve agreed to take her on one date.
Wilson: WHHAT?!
Clinic Patient: So, you into this girl?
Wilson: Yes.
House: No! Sh-She’s not giving me any choice.
Clinic Patient: Wait. She’s making you do her?
House: Date her.
Wilson: Young ingenue doctor falling in love with gruff, older mentor. Her sweet, gentle nature bringing him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart.
Clinic Patient: Do her… or you’re gay.
House: For God’s sakes. [begins to leave the clinic room.]
Wilson & Clinic Patient: [singing] Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
House: Grow up. And learn to harmonize.
*
*
“Everybody has regrets.”
*
*
“I’m over you. I’ve jumped on the bandwagon. I hate you, okay?”
*
House: I'm proud of you.
*
*
*
House: Why did I fire you again?
Cameron: You didn’t, I quit.
*
*
*
*
Cameron: I was in love with you. I was an idiot. Tried to be like you, tried to understand you because… I thought I could heal you. You almost killed that patient.
House: If almost not saving his life means -
Cameron: You knew the diagnosis a long time ago. You risked another patient’s life to bait your old team.
House: Another one?
Cameron: You did kill Dibala. By playing God and teaching us to do the same.
House: I taught you to think for yourselves.
Cameron: You don’t even think of them as people. They’re just little lab rats for your little puzzles.
House: You celebrate their humanity. I’d rather solve those little puzzles and save their lives.
Cameron: Motives do matter. Lives can’t come second.
House: The patient is alive. That’s what matters.
Cameron: Not to you. All you care about is that Taub and Thirteen fell for your game. You’ll poison them just like you poisoned Chase.
House: Your husband killed the patient, and you’re breaking up with me?
Cameron: You ruined him. So he can’t even see right from wrong. Can’t even see the sanctity of a human life anymore. I loved you. And I loved Chase. I’m sorry for you both. For what you’ve become because… there’s no way back for either of you.
*
House: Well, then, stop me.
Cameron: You’ve lost blood...
House: Physically, stop me.
Cameron: You could damage...
House: You can’t, because that would involve touching me and then things would get so sexually charged...
[Cameron physically stops him] I’m twice your size, get your hands off me.
*
*
“Read less, more tv.”
*
House: Mixing up some margaritas? Mines a double, Senorita. That’s Portuguese.
Cameron: Spanish.
House: Uh-oh. What’s going on?
Cameron: I’m re-calibrating the centrifuge.
House: Turn around. It’s a very sad thing, an un-calibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too.
Cameron: I'm not crying.
House: Ok.
Cameron: I told the husband he was a jerk.
House: Why?
Cameron: When I was in college, I... I fell in love, and I... got married. And...
House: At that age the chances of a marriage lasting...
Cameron: It lasted six months. Thyroid cancer metastasized to his brain. There was nothing they could do. I was 21, and... I watched my husband die.
House: I'm sorry... But that’s not the whole story. It’s a symptom, not your illness. Thyroid cancer would have been diagnosed at least a year before his death, you knew he was dying when you married him. Must have been when you first met him. And you married him anyway. You can't be that good a person and well adjusted.
Cameron: Why?
House: Because you wind up crying over centrifuges.
Cameron: Or hating people.
*
*
*
*
House: You have pretty hair.
*
“I saw the light on.”
*
House: I don’t want to interview anyone else.
Cameron: You’re interviewing? I thought you’d just have them send a headshot along with their CV.
House: Hah. That’s good. And why I need you around. To keep me in my place.
Cameron: I can’t come back, I told you that.
House: Wasn’t listening.
Cameron: Right.
House: You want me to listen to you more? I can do that.
Cameron: Right. I already accepted a position somewhere else.
House: With who?
Cameron: Yule, at Jefferson.
House: Unaccept it.
Cameron: Why?
House: Because Yule is boring. He’s pedantic and preachy. Because he’s short. Because I want you to come back.
Cameron: Not good enough.
House: Want more money? A car allowance, better parking space?
Cameron: Dinner. And not just a meal between two colleagues. A date.
House: You’ll come back to work if I go out on a date with you?
Cameron: Yes.
House: Okay, it’s a deal. [They shake on it.]
Cameron: See you tomorrow morning.
House: Don’t be late.
Cameron: I won’t.
*
Wilson: There’s gotta be something. She didn’t come back because she likes you. [pauses] Wait a minute! She did come back because she likes you.
Clinic Patient: [giggles] You dog! You slept with her.
House: Keep talking; I’ll finish your exam with a prostate check. [to Wilson] I’ve agreed to take her on one date.
Wilson: WHHAT?!
Clinic Patient: So, you into this girl?
Wilson: Yes.
House: No! Sh-She’s not giving me any choice.
Clinic Patient: Wait. She’s making you do her?
House: Date her.
Wilson: Young ingenue doctor falling in love with gruff, older mentor. Her sweet, gentle nature bringing him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart.
Clinic Patient: Do her… or you’re gay.
House: For God’s sakes. [begins to leave the clinic room.]
Wilson & Clinic Patient: [singing] Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
House: Grow up. And learn to harmonize.
*
*
“Everybody has regrets.”
*
*
“I’m over you. I’ve jumped on the bandwagon. I hate you, okay?”
*
House: I'm proud of you.
*
*
*
House: Why did I fire you again?
Cameron: You didn’t, I quit.
*
*
*
*
Cameron: I was in love with you. I was an idiot. Tried to be like you, tried to understand you because… I thought I could heal you. You almost killed that patient.
House: If almost not saving his life means -
Cameron: You knew the diagnosis a long time ago. You risked another patient’s life to bait your old team.
House: Another one?
Cameron: You did kill Dibala. By playing God and teaching us to do the same.
House: I taught you to think for yourselves.
Cameron: You don’t even think of them as people. They’re just little lab rats for your little puzzles.
House: You celebrate their humanity. I’d rather solve those little puzzles and save their lives.
Cameron: Motives do matter. Lives can’t come second.
House: The patient is alive. That’s what matters.
Cameron: Not to you. All you care about is that Taub and Thirteen fell for your game. You’ll poison them just like you poisoned Chase.
House: Your husband killed the patient, and you’re breaking up with me?
Cameron: You ruined him. So he can’t even see right from wrong. Can’t even see the sanctity of a human life anymore. I loved you. And I loved Chase. I’m sorry for you both. For what you’ve become because… there’s no way back for either of you.
*
@темы: house m.d.
-
-
06.12.2009 в 09:39как я хотела, чтобы они были в первом сезоне.
и во втором.
а меня обломали с Чейзом. кхм.
-
-
06.12.2009 в 20:24Не говори! А главное ради чего это всё было?..
-
-
07.12.2009 в 11:18вообще! я какбэ шоке. ужасно. Хаус и Кэмерон были так идеальны.